Sunday, February 3, 2008

Frankenstein Poised to Win Republican Nomination

Nashville, Tenn (AP) Fresh from a series of impressive wins in South Carolina and Florida, Senator Frankenstein (R-Arizona) looks poised to sweep a majority of Super Tuesday primary states.

"Yeah, the neck bolts can be a tab bit distracting," said Margaret Hillsdale of South Cross, Tennessee during a Frankenstein rally at Vanderbilt University. "But when you add in Senator Frankenstein's foreign policy experience and military background you get an impressive candidate for the Republican side."

Although many conservative and evangelical Republicans are distraught about the idea of a Frankenstein nomination, with their base current being divided by the dual candidacies of Governor Pyle and Governor Just For Men, Super Tuesday looks pretty good for the formal naval war hero and Republican moderate.

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